Thursday, July 23, 2009

I'll bring Bible to the slammer

I just got a "go straight to jail card". I can take three things with me.


Bible
Must I explain this? Sure God goes everywhere I go, but His word goes with me and Bibles are allowed in jail. So this is #1 on my list!


Money
Gotta have money to buy soap, toothpaste, shampoo, you know; those things we have to have every day that we take for granted. Yes, money.


A list of all family telephone numbers
So I can have them approved by the powers that be in order to make calls home. Remember, being in jail is being locked up and nothing is done without being told it's okay. So, calling home is a privilege.


1 comment:

warrantonegirl said...

sweetbamabelle, surely you jest. Let me hear from you. warrantonegirl